Meaning And Meanness
by Your Diva, Robin Pastorio-Newman
Our Boston bad boy, Rockabilly Johnny Boucher reports:
"How did this happen? I appear to be wearing a rust-colored leisure suit with an indigo Quiana shirt. I've somehow grown a shag haircut, and around my neck someone, I have a terrible feeling it must be myself, has placed a puka shell necklace. I seem to be driving a black Trans Am with the big awful bird painted on the hood, and emanating from the 8-track, I think I hear... oh my God... is that... Foghat?"
Bless us, we thought moving out of New Jersey and crossing the Good Taste barrier at the Massachusetts State Line quelled fears like these. Apparently, we can't control our thoughts any more than we can genuinely control icky spam hitting our email accounts, witness:
(Please Forward this to Anyone who Might be Interested) NYC most exclusive Friday Party. Dress to impress. Doorperson will be very selective with this crowd. Doors open at 10 pm and eat the late night appetizers. Djs A------- and E--- K----- will spin while a live percussionist plays to the music. Pease dress fashionably and bring a mixed group of guests. friday, june 13th and each and every Friday Grand Opening of [REDACTED] formerly [COVERED-UP] doors open 10pm dj a------- and e--- k----- house classics hip hop rock r&b reggae ladies FREE before midnite, free gift for all ladies OPEN BAR from 10 to 11 pm guestlist only party. Dress to impress. Doorman reserves the right to be selective. Strict dresscode enforced | doorman's discretion Plan you next event with us... For further information, Guestlist, RSVP, Corporate and Birthday Parties Email: [WITHHELD] Cell: [NOT REPEATED] |
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